Somebody fly tipped some rubbish on a site I look after on the local industrial estate. A fridge, bed base, mattress & parts of a wardrobe.
Local authority wouldn't help, private road, several local clearance companies quoted ridiculous prices to remove it.
It occurred to me that Desmond has a Volvo estate & a large trailer. He agreed to remove the stuff at a reduced price - nice little earner for him though.
Desmond calls me today to ask where the rubbish is. I tell him "second right as you come onto the estate, outside the motor factors".
Desmond calls later on to say he has collected the fridge, but no trace whatsoever of the bed or wardrobe. Desmond has searched the area.
A long discussion about who would steal an old bed & mattress occurs.
Then we twig whats happened.
Desmond lives at the other end of town & uses the other road onto the estate. Second right leads to a different motor factor, who coincidentally has a fly tipped fridge outside :-)