SWMBO said this morning "are you going to Wilkinson's to get the paint for the bathroom"?
TMH; Wickes, not Wilkinson's. SWMBO; It was Wilkinson's. TMH; Wickes. SWMBO; It was Wilkinson's. TMH; Wickes. SWMBO; It was Wilkinson's. TMH; Wickes. SWMBO; Right! I'll go and get the match pot from the bathroom and show you!
A few minutes later SWMBO emerges looking sheepish & holding a Wickes match pot!
It doesn't happen often :-)
Any red-blooded Welshman would've leapt at the opportunity.
when it happens here it would be followed by 'that's the wrong pot' or 'you have put the paint in a different pot'
Mine is more devious, she would have been gone a little longer and swapped the labels, or rendered them illegible!
Oh, you'll pay for that!
It's evidence that there really are parallel universes in existnace.
We already know about denisworld.
I hope you appologised immediately!
The standard advice, when on a very rare occasion you find yourself in the right in an argument with your wife, is to apologise immediately and take all possible steps to ensure it never happens again.
Not many steps then - a man can be 99.9% right and 100% wrong at the same time!
Certainly will, after painting said bathroom with agreed colour from Wickes as per the match pot. The colour won't be right and need redoing with *anything* from Wilkinsons.
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