SWMBO said this morning "are you going to Wilkinson's to get the paint for the bathroom"?
TMH; Wickes, not Wilkinson's. SWMBO; It was Wilkinson's. TMH; Wickes. SWMBO; It was Wilkinson's. TMH; Wickes. SWMBO; It was Wilkinson's. TMH; Wickes. SWMBO; Right! I'll go and get the match pot from the bathroom and show you!
A few minutes later SWMBO emerges looking sheepish & holding a Wickes match pot!
It doesn't happen often :-)