OT I saw Dennis this morning

[ARWadsworth]

It had to be him. A Honda Civic with the number plate 1 OAF doing 25mph in a

40 zone.

[brass monkey]

Way too fast.

[grimly4]

Indeed. Why a homeward-bound reveller in a red-nosed quacking donkey suit could have wandered across the road in front of him, with no warning.

[John Rumm]

Did he have a clipboard, peaked cap, and hi-viz tank top?

[The Medway Handyman]

You saw Dennis in daylight?

[ARWadsworth]