OT Did any one else know

[ARW]

That today is National Orgasm Day?

I celebrated it twice today.

[Tim Watts]

On Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:11 ARW wrote in uk.d-i-y:

When's national swearing day?

[Mr Pounder]

The apprentice bent down to pick up a screwdriver and you lost control.

[Mike Barnes]

Tim Watts :

Fuck knows.

[polygonum]

As opposed to Red Nose?

[Tim+]

Come again?

Tim

[Unbeliever]

What you caught hold of the end of a live cable giving you a shock that rattled that tiny thing between your legs and messing up your kecks as a result then?

And then the biggest apprentice finally snapped at your antics, and stuffed your toolbox where the light doesn't shine - and I bet you took that without it touching the sides?

I hope you cleaned the mess up before you got home?

[The Other Mike]

A bit more notice would be useful. Guess I'll have to wait until next year.

[Brian Gaff]

Dunno but talk like a pirate day is in September I think. Brian

[Brian Gaff]

Actually research shows that swearing makes you more tolerant of pain. Brian

[Brian Gaff]

Was this in unison or a solo celebration, and more to the point, who has declared this day of days? When is international Smug bustard day?

Brian

[Tim Watts]

On Thursday 01 August 2013 08:48 The Other Mike wrote in uk.d-i-y:

It'll come soon enought...

[harryagain]

The apprentice?

[David.WE.Roberts]

Given that this is a DIY NG..........

[whisky-dave]

And apprentices perhaps, why else would one swear at them.

[ARW]

No idea - but today is Yorkshire Day. Whatever that is.

[Bob Eager]

Indeed. But we will just solder on.

[ARW]

Time for your medicadtion old chap.

[David.WE.Roberts]

Does that mean Yorkshire = Orgasm?

In that case, what is the difference between North Yorkshire and South Yorkshire?

Cheers

Dave R

[polygonum]

Who is riding who?