I was with my boyfriend in B&Q looking for a present for my fatherbut they didnt have any left-handed hammers and they suggestedI should look on the interweb as that was the sort of thing theyhave in America as there arent enough left-handers over here tomake it profitible. Anyway as we were walking back to the exitI saw a rack of bits of metal and some of it was twisted likebarely sugar and I asked my boyfriend if that was what was meantby wriggley tin. No he replied thats what the actress said to thebishop and then he told me that wrigley tin is just another namefor corrogated iron. Then he told ne that the twisted metal wascalled olivers coz it was all-of-a-twist and that sounded likeoliver twist. but was he just teasing me again???

Have you ever painted your walls in striped paint?--Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite

Like this: HAND.(How do _you_ know about striped toothpaste?)

olivers???

Dec 20, 2005 47 Replies

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Stephen Howard 20 years ago

You'd have to rename it though...

...from 'a stick of rock' to 'a rock of stick'.

Regards,

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Malc 20 years ago

That's because that part of his wig was knocked off by the falling apple.

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Guy King 20 years ago

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drsmith 20 years ago

Dr Who? A load of old cobblers for pommie tossers!

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drsmith 20 years ago

Bickies? More like crackers!

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Tony Jeffree 20 years ago

Yeah, but "Newton's partings" doesn't have quite the right ring to it...

Regards, Tony

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Sena 20 years ago

Like this:

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Terry 20 years ago

Probably striped when 'they' put it into the tube????????????? :-)

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