Lava Lamp Fatality

Dec 11, 2004 31 Replies

I have one. It's called Spouse and needs no additions. It's already crossed with Alf Garnet (sp?)

And "Mother's" Day ones too ...

Mary

But a waste of spuds ... and brandy.

Mary

"Mary Fisher" wrote | "Grunff" wrote | > Andy Hall wrote: | >> I can think of a place near here where the heavy artillery of your | >> spud gun would be useful. | > I'm trying to figure out a way of launching burning spuds (pre-soaked in | > brandy, for a little extra Christmas cheer). That should help a lot with | > the lawn and roof ornaments. | But a waste of spuds ... and brandy.

Sprouts would be seasonable, and they have no other use.

Owain

If I had a pound for every time I'd that (in context) I'd be able to buy enough land to grow everything!

In other words - you're not being original ... :-)

Mary

Yeah, maybe that would be a good solution. I tend to favour compressed gas launching on the whole; it's a lot easier to enginner, and you get a lot more ooomph in a smaller package.

I'll bet that ricochets off her ;-)

Dave

Too late!

Why google?

Do you google for, for instance, 'tap'?

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Frequently.

Well, it's looking like he may be the 2004 Dawin Award winner:

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festivities.

Disappointed.

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