Junior Apprentice

[fred]

Ignore the main subject but watch the apprentice carpentry in the rear

[Andrew]

You can get arrested for doing that, surely ?

[Richard]

Your imagination seems to be more vivid than mine.

[Brian Gaff (Sofa 2)]

So you might give us a clue, since my crystal ball is broken and does not have audio description either. Also, I'm a might worried about pushing lumps of wood up ones rear. Brian

[whisky-dave]

That might depend on whose rear you are pushing the wood up. ;-) It's a pity you can't see the images you get for a search of wooden butt plugs.