How many golf courses in Surrey?

[charles]

only a mile

[spuorgelgoog]

Too far to send the apprentice to walk it. The bacon rolls'll be cold by the time he gets back.

Owain

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Very good to hear you'll never come back, then.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Sounds like the old days of BBC outside broadcasts. A scanner from Glasgow would be sent to cover an event in the south, and one from London sent to cover something in Scotland. And they'd wave as they passed one another on the motorway.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

There is one good thing about being old and retired, I will never visit the shithole of the south again.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Of course. Those who are tired of London are tired of life.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Esso

Eat Sleep Shit Overtime That is about all London people have in their sad lives

[Max Demian]

That might have been true in the time of Dr Johnson.

[ARW]

Must have been 8 years since I last worked in that area.

Got digs in Croydon. I spent the night in the same old pub and went to the same old kebab shop.

[ARW]

You can get better odds that he would arrive back with a hot bacon roll than the staff at Greggs passing a hot bacon roll across a 1m work counter.

[Andrew]

Did you get a Croydon facelift ?. (Hair pulled back very tightly to removed wrinkles.)

[ARW]

I have no hair.

[ARW]

I would not call the part of Surrey I worked in a shithole.

Does anyone know if Surrey has a shithole part to it?

I have throughout the years worked in some shitholes.

Langley in Manchester was probably the worst.

[Paul Herber]

Sheerwater, Woking

[ARW]

It is surrounded by 3 golf courses.

[spuorgelgoog]

It it was nice, they'd build houses on it.

Owain

[charles]

but the inhabitants of Sheerwater don't use them.

[Jim K..]

Ping TMH!