How to cope with HATE in today's world.

  1. Make a list of everyone you hate.

  1. Look them up on google and get their home address.

  2. Read the list every day, and concentrate on making them suffer.

  1. Purchase the most powerful assault rifle you can afford, and buy a lot of extra ammunition for it.

  2. Draw a map, using google maps, to form a route from each person to the next.

  1. Choose the day for revenge, and get psyched up as each day gets closer.

  2. Begin that day by preparing with a strong dose of coffee, steroids, and crack.

  1. Take action. Go to the first house and blast the fucker to pieces with your firearm.

  2. Quickly move on to your next victim, and blast them all to hell.

  1. Proceed to each person on your list until all of them are dead.

# If any strangers get in your way, blow them to pieces too. Human lives are disposible, so show no mercy to anyone. Your job is to kill, and nothing more. Kill them all, and kill some more.... You only exist to kill and murder others. Never forget that!

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Oren
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Oren's got a stalker!

Probably one of his former tenants still pissed at him for the mystery meat

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T

He/she/it wants to be like me.

Doubt it. If the mystery meat and kill-a-con doesn't work send in the Marines.

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Oh. Maybe shackle the thing to the dungeon wall and feed it one cup of swill each day? "Get your mind right, boy!"

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Oren

Feed them tofu and kale for a months and they will be begging for mercy. Get the guards gas masks first. No one light a match!

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T

Number one on my list are pathetic trolling dumbasses who imitate other members.

Number two are trolling dumbasses.

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Meanie

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