Have a Very Merry Christmas

[BigWallop]

Seasons Greetings to Everyone.

Hope you all have a good Christmas and a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year.

[John Rumm]

I will second that!

Have a good one.

[Suz]

Thanks and Season's Greetings to you too.

Cracker jokes: Which bird always succeeds? A budgie with no teeth.

What do monsters have for breakfast? Dreaded wheat.

[Witchy]

Yep, I was going to say that but you beat me to it!

Also, 'rah for killfiles.

Remember, drinking isn't big or clever, but it does seem like a bloody good idea at the time :)

All the best Ben, and everyone else here.

-- cheers,

witchy/binarydinosaurs

[Mike Hibbert]

Yeah merry chrimbly to one and all! thanks for all the support this year!

[Jet]

Same to you Wallop, and everyone else out there ;)))

-- Jet

Anyone want to swap something for 15 pairs of M&S skiddies? (Boxed n unused)

(Except Crown wallpaper, who discontinued the paper SWMNO chose for our bedroom, which I was up papering until 01:30 am recently (and watching that doc on the Sex Pistols) when I ran out of paper and was then told Crown had discontinued it, and noone on the planet had it in stock, arf arf arf :(((

And except Philips, Probably manufacturers of the most unreliable widescreen tv tubes in the world... probably.

And the git who parked across the road at 4:30am this Christmas day morning with "gangsta-rap" (Motherf*ckin this, motherf*ckin that, gonna blow you f*cking .... well, you get the picture) roaring out of his car stereo).

And my kitchen rad which has started to leak...

(Reaches for the Stella ;)))

[geoff]

In message , Suz writes

Next year DIY xmas crackers might be in order

Happy seasons greetings

[Colin Wilson]

May all your jobs be little ones :-)