Not exactly a building project but the one I to this day find incredible was the couple who sold up and bought a hazelnut farm in France in early summer. They were more or less skint and were depending on making enough cash from the hazelnut harvest to see them through the winter.
They spoke absolutely *no* French, not even yes/no or hello/goodbye and knew absolutely *nothing* about hazelnuts. Once they got ensconced they noticed the immature hazelnuts were dropping off the trees. They got the leader of the local hazelnut co-operative to come and look at the crop in the fields. He was a helpful personable young chap keen to exercise his english. He saw at first glance the farm was running wick with hazelnut pests, and said the trees should have been sprayed in the spring but it hadn't been done.
The new incumbents had simply expected the previous owner to continue working and spending time and money on the farm whilst the sale went through leaving a full crop on the trees so that they could simply breeze in, scoop up the harvest and live for a year on the proceeds.
Life's not like that.
They did a belated spraying but the co-op leader said the damage had already been done.
They were expecting the harvest yielding them about £15,000 and were depending on it to support them through the winter. It actually raised about £2,300.
You could get a farm for that !
DG