... just because of its name?
I'm stocking up on adhesives at Screwfix and they sell something called "Sticks Like Sh*t". I couldn't resist that. (I wonder if they sell blankets?)
Right up there with a product for starting cold/damp engines called "Start, you B*stard".
Mind you, they don't seem to have any hot glue sticks. :o(
No, but I get stuff bought for me. Graham's Port. Golden Grahams.
lol
I get lots of spam offering me huge things. :o(
Mmm - I've got a can of "Oh F*ck, not today please. I'm already late and I haven't got time for this again". It's supposed to work on dead batteries, lost keys and flat tyres, but the instructions aren't very clear.
There's got to be a market for "Oh s*it, she's a right minger now I'm sober and why has my knob started itching"
Owain
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Owain saying something like:
Why do you think Peniscillin was so named?
Funny stuff here
That gives me the excuse I was looking for. Taken in the "Worlds Foods" isle at Tesco
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