Even harder than drilling granite

[ARW]

I cannot name the radio station I am listening to.

[ARW]

Honestly, someone grassed on him in true playground style.

[Tim Lamb]

Is this testing without some current limiting device?

[ARW]

I have no idea what happened. I called Bill but I was trying to get into a school at the time.

A school with CCTV in the toilets - the only place you can have a cig and a line of coke without getting caught out is in the headmasters room.

[GB]

Surely, you could snort your cocaine off the rim of the toilet without being seen by the CCTV?

[Brian Gaff]

Is that the origin of the term Diamond Geezer? That is harder than Granite. Luckily, I never saw the original message. Brian

[Brian Gaff]

I don't know why you lot keep on adding fuel to the fire. Brian

[williamwright]

OK. I had a bad day, intelligence and common sense wise. The result was two brand new sodium bulbs getting trashed and all the lights in the house going out. And glass in my hair. And I expect someone is going to tell me that sodium is deadly poison, but it doesn't matter because I've lost all self-respect and wish to quietly die and be buried in a remote spot and completely forgotten by humanity. Or am I over-reacting?

Bill

[Richard]

On the plus side, you still have hair. AFAIK, sodium isn't radioactive so, no, you are probably not over-reacting. (BICBW)

[Andy Burns]

Were they the mercury type (high-pressure sodium)?

[Fredxx]

What idiot came up with the s**te, "butane, that freezes too easily"?

[williamwright]

No.

Bill

[ARW]

I'll help you fit some LED fittings if you want.

I presume I am safe with you footing the ladder.