Dulux

[Graham.]

Hadrian, Hadrian The deep gloss paint, For a really professional finish, use Hadrian.

[Jim GM4DHJ ...]

whatever happened to those oblong blue plastic tubs of thixotropic silk and matt paint Dulux used to sell years ago? ..you used to be able to just roller it from the tub....as I remember it was a very expensive way to buy paint but convenient...

[harry]

Banned by the Fourth Reich.

[Brian Gaff (Sofa 2)]

And once started dried out very fast. Brian

[Brian Gaff (Sofa 2]

Is that why his wall is still standing?

Brian

[charles]

"Smoke Bollard - a man's cigarette"

[The Natural Philosopher]

Does your fanny smell like stale gorilla fart? Use FEMFRESH!

[spuorgelgoog]

Below The Belt Grooming(tm) has already claimed Fresh and Dry Balls(tm)

They also offer Instant Clean Balls, and Sports Lubricant.

Owain

[Brian Gaff (Sofa 2)]

Who the designers of dry paint? Brian

[Cursitor Doom]

I once went out with some bird who had a fanny that positively reeked of rotten fish. I say I *once* went out with her - literally just the once - for self-evident reasons.

[The Natural Philosopher]

I used to know this very very camp gay guy. We used to hang out in his caravan and get stoned. One day one of his mates brought his girlfriend, and there was some tension in the air. Then the cat jumped up on her lap and started purring. "Look. The cat likes Karen!" said her boy friend. There was an impressive sniff and then "Must be the smell of fish!". .

[Mr Fuxit]

I remember it as "the one-coat paint"