DIY-er extraordinaire

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This is a must-read...

"I have a 30ft catapult filled with chicken droppings ? and I?m not afraid to use it":

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David

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From Another Place, someone else with *way* too much free time;

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I liked the reference to his wife: ?She?s 54 now and far too big to fit into the cannon in any case,? he said.

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