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man installing a satellite dish tried to make the holes in the wall for it with his handgun and killed his wife with a richochet. Funny how so many of these are yanks. Nah, probably not.DIY Darwin Award candidate
Mar 27, 2008
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Ah. Hadn't read it.
To be even eligible for a Darwin Award, he would have had to remove himself from the gene pool. Removing someone else doesn't count.
Arguably it's Mrs Redneck that deserves the award, by standing at the point where he was going to shoot through the wall?
No, its valid. She excercised her Darwinian choice by marrying him, and he is unlikely to attract another mate.
Providing the TV worked ok- this is a true 'win-win' occasion
Cheers
Richard
Its her own fault. She should have been in the kitchen!
Yeah right ! If she'd managed to slip out of the handcuffs chaining her to the bed.
Indeed. As I remrked to my wife as she stood on a rail to push it down to take the warp out while I hammered it in place "I wonder what the UK-D-i-y people will say when I tell them I spent the afternoon banging away between my wife's legs" ;-)
Well it made a rather soggy exercise a bit more amusing..
Who was the more amused though? :-)
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