Dangerous USB cable

Sep 07, 2022 Last reply: 3 years ago 30 Replies

Well, that's another warning that will have to appear on the packaging.

And beans should be labelled "DO NOT PUT PRODUCT UP YOUR NOSE".

Thanks for the warning. I shall cease experimenting…

Tim

Boys will be ... well, complete idiots! Deserved a Darwin Award.

There were no USB cables when I were a lad. We had to make do with 15A plugs.

Bill

They discharged him eventually.

Thomas Prufer

'Wee'? He must be a muckle big yin to be able to get a connectored [1] end of a USB lead up his willy. [1] Even the tiny size.

I was meaning Timmy baby ...

The usb cable I've just purchased came with no safety instructions.

However, the nose hair trimmer I recently purchased for little money came with a 150 page instruction and safety manual!

That's to prevent their cats complaining.

so thats what USB stands for......

Urethral Solid Blocker

I was surprised at the size of the camera the doc shoved up there. And urinary catheters can be 5mm dia.

Bill

Had a cystoscope this week again. Think that makes about a dozen now over a 3 year period. Basically, a camera and light inserted to look inside your bladder. They squirt a freezer gel in first. Then really no more than a tickle.

I've not had the nerve to watch them actually doing it - but instead concentrate on the camera monitor. And get a nice running commentary of what the consultant is seeing. And now know what he's looking for.

And so far so good - treatment has worked. Will likely have 6 monthly checks for ever more.

You do have a slightly tender thingie for a day or so afterwards.

You cannae wee with a USB plug up your orifice, Jim

maybe the salt and urea will generate some leccy, so he can keep his smart (?stupid) phone charged up ?.

Is it the jap's eye, or the penis puppetry, which is the cause of annoyance?

Owain

Both.

And women say that men cannot multitask.

You wait until you've had clippers, and a pulverizer, up there for a while...

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