Dangerous USB cable

[ARW]

[Adam Funk]

Well, that's another warning that will have to appear on the packaging.

And beans should be labelled "DO NOT PUT PRODUCT UP YOUR NOSE".

[Tim+]

Thanks for the warning. I shall cease experimenting…

Tim

[GB]

Boys will be ... well, complete idiots! Deserved a Darwin Award.

[Jim Stewart ...]

disgusting wee man

[williamwright]

There were no USB cables when I were a lad. We had to make do with 15A plugs.

Bill

[Thomas Prufer]

They discharged him eventually.

Thomas Prufer

[Ian Jackson]

'Wee'? He must be a muckle big yin to be able to get a connectored [1] end of a USB lead up his willy. [1] Even the tiny size.

[Jim Stewart ...]

I was meaning Timmy baby ...

[alan_m]

The usb cable I've just purchased came with no safety instructions.

However, the nose hair trimmer I recently purchased for little money came with a 150 page instruction and safety manual!

[jon]

That's to prevent their cats complaining.

[SH]

so thats what USB stands for......

Urethral Solid Blocker

[williamwright]

I was surprised at the size of the camera the doc shoved up there. And urinary catheters can be 5mm dia.

Bill

[Dave Plowman (News]

Had a cystoscope this week again. Think that makes about a dozen now over a 3 year period. Basically, a camera and light inserted to look inside your bladder. They squirt a freezer gel in first. Then really no more than a tickle.

I've not had the nerve to watch them actually doing it - but instead concentrate on the camera monitor. And get a nice running commentary of what the consultant is seeing. And now know what he's looking for.

And so far so good - treatment has worked. Will likely have 6 monthly checks for ever more.

You do have a slightly tender thingie for a day or so afterwards.

[Andrew]

You cannae wee with a USB plug up your orifice, Jim

[Andrew]

maybe the salt and urea will generate some leccy, so he can keep his smart (?stupid) phone charged up ?.

[Owain Lastname]

Is it the jap's eye, or the penis puppetry, which is the cause of annoyance?

Owain

[Tim+]

The smallest ones…

Tim

[ARW]

Both.

And women say that men cannot multitask.

[Bob Eager]

You wait until you've had clippers, and a pulverizer, up there for a while...