... Brenda the bio-digester and Geoffrey the ground-source heatpump will be along for the telly series.
Owain
Ages 7-11. So Drivel will be happy.
But Solar Sam has a dirty secret, and one day it comes out. It turns out the total energy used in making him is more than the energy he returns.
NT
But Mr and Mrs Brown still loved Solar Sam. He brought them so much happiness in smug dinner-party conversation, and the feed-in-tariff income paid for little Sequoia Brown's pony trekking.
Owain
Oh no! Crisis! It turns out Billy Bullsht has been lurking on set the whole time. Everyone cowers at the thought of unemployment and decides to try valiantly to keep him hidden. As that quickly turns out to be impossible, a long stream of excuses gets made for his frequent appearances.
NT
Maybe nursey will get him a bendy latex Willy Windmill or Terry Turbine in the ward Secret Santa.
Owain
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