Bathroom cracking up

[Set Square]

Cracked toilet seat = pinched bottom - ouch!!

Get rid of it. If you can't get an exact match, go for a contrast - maybe a wooden one?

[Tim Steele]

OK, I've had a crack in the bath for some time (patched underneath with fibreglass repair kit, looks awful but seems to be watertight) and now the toilet seat has cracked at the front. Inevitably the whole bathroom is colour coordinated (I believe the usual term is 'champagne', looks more like pale yellow or green or possibly brown to me) so getting replacements proving difficult. I've tried superglue then epoxy resin on the toilet seat - the crack holds itself closed but tends to open slightly and rather disconcertingly under load!

Any ideas?

Thanks

[Michael Mcneil]

This has to be the saddest thread of the season.

[Set Square]

Sounds like it. The bath and seat are both splitting their sides!

[Peter Twydell]

What kind of jokes make a bathroom crack up?

Lavatory humour?

[raden]

In message , Peter Twydell writes

Bog standard comedy again ...

[Lobster]

Yes I was more worried about him getting other bits being pinched actually..

Agree; also it's probably not too hygenic having a crack on the bog seat. But if you must repair it, I should reinforce it underneath. Don't know what sort of plastic the seat's made of, or it's profile, but something like a mending plate or two glued to the underside with Araldite would probably do it (eg

David

[adder]

Lay off the pies for a while & use the money you save for a new suite? :p

[N. Thornton]

it doesnt get bent about as you sit on it. Could be unhygienic though, and could snap in mid performance :) And with nice sharp edges... conveniently placed... no thank you.

Regards, NT

[Mary Fisher]

Perhaps he's just taking th ... no, I shan't go there.

[PoP]

Believe it or not I read those words and my legs squeezed together involuntarily to protect my assets! :)

Andrew

[Ian Stirling]

Not quite as bad as the guy that recently blew his off with an illegal firearm...