Why should they? They already have a free house + everything else.
A cardboard box in the street instead would have certainly focused their minds.
Barnsley council on top form
Jul 15, 2018
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She can earn substantially more if she allows for a "natural" insemination...
You mean, use her egg? With her genes?
With her looks?
Owain
Well her eldest one drew this today at school.
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I think she is about 5 or 6 years old and the teacher has no doubt touched up the picture on the cat's face to make it look like a cat.
She was asked to draw something very important to her.
I was asked to give it to Toby as a present. I did.
Slim with reasonable sized t*ts.
Well I might buy the parts to fix it myself on a Sunday. But it would only get fixed on Wednesday after she has complained enough.
That's nice.
Are you going to stick it up next to his litter tray?
Owain
What litter tray?
YEDL have a lot of gravel next to the substation in my back garden.
Well to be completely honest - we have a second toilet, so the faulty one could be left unused until I got round to it. However, since I put a better fill valve and flush mechanism in the main bathroom, I still have a spare set to hand, so I wouldn't even need to go out and buy one.
SteveW
So as long as she doesn't try to talk, it's Game On?
or fix a broken toilet cistern for themselves
tim
how did they manage to fill in the form to get the house?
The council employ people to fill in the forms.
Sounds like a guy I once knew. Bought his wife a pair of slippers but gave them to her separately so she would express her gratitude twice
Could be worse.
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Lords and ladies?
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