Any suggestions?

[ARWadsworth]

The first day off for weeks and I do not know what to do with myself.

[Huge]

There's all that pr0n to download.

[john east]

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get a book on 'the meaning of life' ?

[Bob Eager]

Build a drive for the neighbour.

[Justin C]

Justin.

[Gib Bogle]

Post messages to newsgroups.

[ARWadsworth]

Already done that.

[The Medway Handyman]

Pub not open yet?

[Huge]

Then the next step should suggest itself.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Reinstall windows. That should take most of the weekend.

[David WE Roberts]

[ARWadsworth]

All ready had 3 and given a single mother on the next street a good seeing to.

[Mentalguy2k8]

Repeat until bedtime.

[Old Codger]

How sad!

[ARWadsworth]

This afternoon I have tidied the van, swapped a neighbours outside light and loaded the dishwasher.

I have also just found an unopened DVD set of "Chance in a Million". Sorted.

That's the last time I am taking a day off work.

[Brian Gaff]

Try doing something with someone else then.

Brian

[ARWadsworth]

My life is in ruins. The Matlby bird (who does not mind if I turn up with my best mate or can supply her own best mate depending on her mood) is pregnant. And the Denby Dale slags are not answering their phone.

[Owain]

that could be taken two ways.

... as it were

do they share a phone?

"a list of some of the well known Hotels we recommend" are the ones with inattentive receptionists.

Owain

[Nthkentman]

How *does* someone with no mates, employees with limited intelligence (And apprentices) and the social mixing skills of an Orang Utan actually achieve this Brian?? Eh Eh Eh ???

:-)

[ARWadsworth]

Indeed:-)

It's far more fun to get a phone call from a friend who thinks that their nextdoor neighbours house is being used as brothel and asks me to find out if it is true:-)