Aldi selling Fein Multimaster!

[The Medway Handyman]

No, not really, but I thought it might attract Andy Hall - where has he gone?

[Grunff]

I was wondering the same thing.

[George]

A&E

[Bob Eager]

You mean "BUPA A&E"...

[George]

message

[Andy Burns]

He didn't live in Shropshire did he?

[stuart noble]

Whatever the reason, it's obviously not d-i-y related, and we hope normal service will be resumed soon.

[Doctor Drivel]

He has clearly gone in the head.

[Mark]

He was caught by an irresistible offer in Lidl... You can guess the rest.

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[Frank Erskine]

He's travelling the country, following up local Aldidl offers on baked beans and SDS drills.

[Cicero]

=================================== Probably retired to his Utopia.

Cic.

[dennis]

Its very worrying.. there is a bloke down the road from me who has had his broadband broken for about the same time as Andy has been missing.. They were digging up the pavement and putting in ducting yesterday so if Andy turns up soon it may not just be a coincidence. ;-(

[Andy Burns]

[dennis]

I don't know, I think group four delivered it, or maybe they were just passing when I looked out?

[Owain]

It won't be Andy then. There's no way Mr Hall would countenance the disruption caused by digging up the pavement. It's worth having broadband delivered by subterranean tunnelling done by specially-imported oompah-loompas - saves the dirt and noise of roadworks and the few hours' extra peace and tranquillity is worth the moderate extra expense. It also saves damaging the lawn which was hand-sowed using seed developed by RHS specifically to match his front garden soil and is mown with laser-guided nail-scissors by oompah-loompas suspended from personal dirigibles so they don't crush a single tender stem by walking on it.

Owain

[Andy Dingley]

They're not Oompa Loompas, they've just been living on a diet of Asda- Walmart cheapest baked beans and they turned orange. Might explain the dirigibles too...