You can fix anything..seriosly

[chickenwing]

what makes a trademan any different than you

i put a shit pump together for a man...i mean, it won't but 4-5 parts..

listen...just because you haven't seen those parts before don't think they are difficult.

If you can put a sound card in your own computer, you can do anything (almost)

of course there are those who have enough money, they don't care if they can or not...

but us Guys take great pride in fixing things ourselves.

If I can fix my toilet i've saved myself an 800.$ plumbing bill...

Can I get an amen? Can I buy and amen?

~~

Having the right tools can be a big part of your success...

look, if you gotta buy a specialized tool, go ahead and buy it. consider that tool 50% off, because! you can always pawn that tool for half its value.

but the tools you need.

~~`

next..this is the hard part...

be prepared to grunt (if need be)...

work your body! then yule have a better sex life for it.!

You can fix anything.

[upand_at_them]

With caution. Abillity does not come from confidence, confidence comes from ability. Start with small things and work up. Be observant, smart, and know when you're in over your head. Also, read before you do.

(Computer parts are Plug-n-Play. House parts aren't.)

Mike

[Robertm]

I don't know what operating system you're using. I have Windows and it's Plug and Pray. Maybe you got a Mac.

Bob

[Oscar_Lives]

I appreciate you!

Today is the international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a mentally retarded friend--as I have just done for you.

Just thought I'd let your retarded ass know I don't mind being friends with you. I don't care if you lick windows or even if you wear a football helmet to work.

It doesn't bother me that you wear your underwear on the outside of your pants. You hang on in there because you are doing great! You are special, so keep trying!

Have a great day you Goofy Bastard!

[Tony Hwang]

Hi, Most important is to have a logical mind, IMO. Tony

[bugs bunny]

or sell it on ebay for 90% of it's value

[tom]

I can't fix your grammer. Tom

[Roger Taylor]

Grammer? People who live in glass houses . . . . . . .

[Weatherlawyer]

You made her live in a greenhouse?

[chickenwing]

NO! I appreciate you! and everybody that looks like you!

I come in your home replace say a leaking toilet Charge you 800 bucks to do it!

THEN YOU THANK ME!!! (that's the best part)

hehehehehe

If it won't for people with your mentality I wouldn't be sitting up in this fine ass home!

sooo

NO! I appreciate you! Thanks for your support!

[tom]

D'oh! Tom

[chickenwing]

I agree. I have done all sorts of jobs that I have never done before.

Most of the time the instruction manual is excellent and gives a clear picture of what needs to be done.

Google is an excellent source for how to do things, and this group is proving to be an excellent source of practical short answers.

[PipeDown]

Is this a poem or a rant?

Rhetorical in any case

[upand_at_them]

Yeah, but you can't just tell someone to be logical. There are a lot of dumbasses out there. There are people who can get themselves electrocuted hanging a picture frame.

Mike

[chickenwing]

no

just looking at things with a broader view

[RicodJour]

The bottom of the bottle does make it look that way.

R

[Stormin Mormon]

Amen. I've long since forgotten all the odd things I've repaired. Toilets, stereos, toaster, flashlights, and a wicked assortment of auto repairs. Today I was replacing the EGR valve on my truck. Yesterday troubleshooting the charging system problems on my van.

Amazing all the things a tradesman can fix. Tear the old one apart, read the directions, and try to make some sense of it.

Grunt a bit, and have a better sex life. Hey, I like it!

[Dan_Musicant]

I always say if I can't fix it, it ain't broke.

Dan

[Dan_Musicant]

Where there's a will, there's a way... and I prove it every day.

Dan

[Dan_Musicant]

Necessity is the mother of invention... and I'm the father!

Can