You should see the confusion when the wives decide they want to natter with each other. It looks like a spiders web of phone lines, tangled.
Worse, when ten or so are all in the same room, walking around each other with stretchy cords. Why, just last night, wife #14 hung up the phone, and put it on wife #3 base station. #3 got disconnected, and #14's call kept yakking on, setting on the wrong base.
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Wouldn't it be the Mormons who hog most of the phone system during an emergency? After all, they have to phone ALL of their wives (which can be as many as 30 or so). Then each wife has umpteen kids to call, and all the relatives. This could result in hundreds of calls just from one Mormon man.