Whats the best thing to do with a box of nipples?

Mar 27, 2010 16 Replies

Start your own nipple business. I wouldn't incorporate yet though.

I got a box of nipples from a hardware store that was going out of business. They range from half inch to three inch. What should I do with them?


Sell them. Plumber, pipefitter, gas fitter may be interested

Keep the few that you may ever actually need, and donate the rest to Habitat ReStore. Another couple decades from now, when your heirs clean out your place, nobody will be using threaded pipe any more, so may as well use them up.

Easy! Here's a nipple sales tutorial to help launch your new endeavor.

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Put them on baby bottles.

Make a piece of modern art.

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On Sat 27 Mar 2010 02:54:01a, told us...

Suck?

Take a picture of each one and post them on ebay for sale or bid.

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