I was driving down the highway when I saw a sign on the side of the road by a state operated wayside. The sign read: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18. I dont think I can hold it that long!!! That's 88 days......
I guess the only solution is to contact my state Governor and file a complaint, with the following words:
Dear (name of governor)
I saw this sign located on the side of Hwy _____, which reads: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Today is December 18. I'm sorry, but I can not hold it that long. Therefore, you can expect a pile of human feces on the State Capitol steps sometime soon. Please provide a roll of toilet paper. If you prefer, I'll can dump my load on your desk, if you leave the door unlocked, and provide the toilet paper.
Sincerely, name ________