Toilet Closed

[homeowner]

I was driving down the highway when I saw a sign on the side of the road by a state operated wayside. The sign read: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18. I dont think I can hold it that long!!! That's 88 days......

I guess the only solution is to contact my state Governor and file a complaint, with the following words:

Dear (name of governor)

I saw this sign located on the side of Hwy _____, which reads: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Today is December 18. I'm sorry, but I can not hold it that long. Therefore, you can expect a pile of human feces on the State Capitol steps sometime soon. Please provide a roll of toilet paper. If you prefer, I'll can dump my load on your desk, if you leave the door unlocked, and provide the toilet paper.

Sincerely, name ________

[Ken]

My guess is he "Won't give a shit." Pun intended.

[The Daring Dufas]

So you admit you're full of crap. ^_^

TDD

[Stormin Mormon]

I've seen a lot of jokes on this list. I should laugh, one of the jokes should be funny. But, not one pun in ten did.

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My guess is he "Won't give a shit." Pun intended.

[Stormin Mormon]

Under pressure, too.

For relief, would you need a spray can?

Eew, du toiletye?

Bottle crapper?

Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus

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So you admit you're full of crap. ^_^

TDD

[homeowner]

You must be referring to that spray on toilet paper in an aerosol can. I heard that's a good product!