I was driving down the highway when I saw a sign on the side of the road
by a state operated wayside. The sign read: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN
MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18. I dont think I can hold it that
long!!! That's 88 days......
I guess the only solution is to contact my state Governor and file a
complaint, with the following words:
Dear (name of governor)
I saw this sign located on the side of Hwy _____, which reads: TOILET
CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Today is December 18. I'm sorry, but I
can not hold it that long. Therefore, you can expect a pile of human
feces on the State Capitol steps sometime soon. Please provide a roll
of toilet paper. If you prefer, I'll can dump my load on your desk, if
you leave the door unlocked, and provide the toilet paper.