What? No spider?
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This has become a very Scary World to live in.
Apr 14, 2016
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The dead spiders might alert them to the problem.
Certainly if you ever swallowed any water in a public pool and it probably wasn't even your pee.
Probably 0.00000000000000001% pee.
I can't tell which of the above parts are sarcastic. Maybe you meant them to be but they aren't? Maybe you didn't but they are? Maybe I've taken too many hallucinogenics. I'm off to sleep.
What is that the French guy said? A drop of champaign in the Thames is sewage. A drop of Thames water in a bottle of champaign and it is still sewage.
Reminds me of what my bartender buddy once told me back when Perrier was all the rage amongst the yuppie crowd.
They'd come into the bar and order "Perrier on the rocks".
Did they think the "rocks" were made with Perrier? They'd pay ridiculous amounts of money for the purity of Perrier and then add bar ice to it.
Bar ice: Tap water frozen in a rusty machine out in the back hallway, transported in old bucket on the shoulder of a greasy bar-back, then dumped into a bin under the bar where God knows what can fall in it in between the times the bartender grabs the ice scoop (maybe) and then tosses it back on top of the ice.
Ahh...sweet purity.
I have had health inspectors tell me there are more germs in the average ice machine than the average toilet. They usually clean the toilet every day. The ice machine, not so much.
That makes more mess, not less.
Look up "immune system". Germs are everywhere. You can't sanitise everything.
Particularly America.
Frank posted for all of us...
It's called a wallet biopsy,,,
I doubt that pot would add a pleasant taste to any recipes.
Why not? It smells nice.
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