One night, an 87-year-old man came home from
Bingo to find his 92-year-old wife in bed with another woman.
He became violent and ended up pushing her off the balcony of their 20th
floor apartment, killing her instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, he was asked if he
had anything to say in his defense.
'Your Honor,' he began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if krwless could
screw, she could fly.'
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