The most annoying household appliance goes out to the telephone.
I have always hated phones. They always ring at a bad time, and 98% of
the time they are either a fu##ing telemarketer, or someone wanting
money, or another annoyance. A couple years ago I finally had enough.
I got on the "do not call list". Then I quit answering the damn phone
and let my answering machine take all calls.
While the telemarketing calls did drop quite a lot, and I am no longer
annoyed by having to answer the damn thing when I am busy, I now have
morons filling my machine with useless junk. For example, I was gone
on vacation for 5 days. I come home to a full machine, 30 some
messages, and have to listen to a half hour of all garbage. One
person alone called 14 times wanting the $10 I owe him and spending
several minutes giving me a big sob story how badly he needs that $10
because his car is broke. Good grief, I planned to pay the asshole,
but after 14 calls, I think he owes me money for wasting 15 minutes of
my time listening to his crap, not to mention filling my machine which
means that someone who really needed to leave an important message
could not do because the machine was full. In all honesty, I will not
intentionally delay paying this asshole much longer just because of
his abuse of my machine. If one of my elderly relatives needed to
contact me, they could not have been able to leave a message.
If it wasn't for these elderly people possibly needing my help, I'd
get rid of the phone entirely, or at least have it as an outgoing
calls only phone.
There are days I just unplug the damn thing, or I go online (on
dialup) and leave the internet connected all day just so the phone
does not work.
And then someone recently told me I need to catch up with the times
and get a cellphone. Yeah, right!!!! Like I need this annoyance
following me everywhere I go, so I can not get away from it ever. NO
Anyhow, my vote goes out for the telephone as the most annoying
household appliance. What is yours?
I have a pager, same number for 20 years, and a prepaid
cellphone. The paging service has voice mail and I keep
my cellphone turned off until I wish to make a call. It
works well for me because someone who needs to get in
touch with me can and I don't have to talk to those I
don't want to. I also have several VOIP options that work
The phone doesn't do anything but what it is supposed to do. Callers
are annoying :o)
My newest irritant is a new elcheepo Kenmore washer. Damn thing has
four temp settings: tap cool, cool, warm, hot. Our hot water is just a
tad warmer than one would want to shower with, not very hot. In order
to protect us from ourselves, the Kenmore alternates hot with cold when
set to "hot" so, apparently, we don't burn up our laundry. Damndest
idiotic thing I've seen in a long time. The sound of water going on and
off rapidly is irritating and probably shaking pipes and hoses loose. I
don't often do laundry in hottest water, but when I want "hot", I don't
mean "warmish". Ugh!
On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:58:20 -0400, " email@example.com"
It does what its supposed to do, but I am never near the phone. I
live alone, work outdoors on my farm, and leave my ans machine get
calls. But here are just a few recent most annoying calls.
I had an old car that has been in my yard for years. I told a guy who
is a backyard mechanic to look at it. He towed it to his house
several months ago, and has not touched it since. I did not much care
because I was going to junk it anyhow, but I did call him a few times
to find out what was going on. This weekend when I was on a weekend
vacation (which he knew about), he called 8 times about the car, and
filled up my machine with long messages amounting to at least 20
minutes....... WHY? He could have waited till I get home.
Then there was the guy who wanted his $10 for helping me last week,
and he knows damn well he will get paid, but insisted on filling the
rest of the space on my machine with whining. ONE reminder should
have been enough, not 14 calls in one weekend, particularly when I
told him I would be away for the weekend.
And last but not least, I had a item for sale. Some guy called and
left me a "call me" message. I called the guy trying to leave a
message and got a message saying "I'm sorry, the answering limit has
been reached". Five minutes after I called him, he must have checked
his caller ID and called me again, leaving another message saying he
just missed my call, pleaase call back. So I call back and once again
his answering machine was filled. This went on 5 or 6 times, and the
moron never caught on that his answering machine was full...... What
an idiot..... I never did call the guy back. That bullshit had
already wasted enough of my time as well as 5 long distance calls.
I absolutely can not tolerate phone tag. I normally have a 3 times
and you're out limit. After that, I give up.
I much prefer email, but some people just can not catch on and insist
on calling. Like the guy calling about my ad. In the ad, I said "I
prefer email replies".
So, YES .... callers are annoying...... as well as idiots !
You got water hammer, which can damage pipes. You really need to
install some air chambers (plumbing shock absorbers) at both the hot
and cold faucets. You do not even need to do any plumbing work, you
can buy ones that screw between the hose and faucet.
firstname.lastname@example.org wrote in news:qul355det2o61i5rfmiav6qsl86guu8mg3@
People - people who borrow shit, including money, and think they own it
until you ask for it back then act as if you're a PITA reminding them.
Oh man, I just paid my xx bill. Do you know what that costs? Yea you must
know. How much is yours? [At this point they do not want to hear about
your bag of shit and gotta go.]
[they don't know if I have]
No, I don't have one. Been thinking about getting one. Maybe
when you get one I can borrow it to test before I get one.
Lemme know when you get one.
[they know if I have]
a) Yea but it's broke
b) Yea but I'm going to be using it here real shortly. I should
be done in a few days/week. Give me a hollar then and we'll
see if I'm done. [They need it now and will most likely never
get back to you.]
b.1) They actually do get back to you then: Damn thing broke
while I was using it. Would you like to get it fixed for
me in exchange for using it?
On Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:15:34 -0500, email@example.com wrote:
I'm on the "Do Not Call" list too. It reduces, but does not stop,
I look at the Caller ID, and it it's one of the following:
1. a toll-free number with an unfamiliar name
2. a toll-free number with unknown name
5. no Caller ID
I let the answering machine get it. There's almost never a message.
Recently, there's been a lot of calls with no caller ID at all. I
answered one of those just to see what it was. It was the local cable
company (Suddenlink) advertising their phone service. I now want that
Last night I spent a couple of hours on a "queep hunt". SOMETHING here
was omitting an occasional, short high-frequency tone. The shortness
of the burst, and the time between bursts made it really hard to
locate. After trying both smoke alarms, both CO alarms, and several
computers, I found it was my cell phone. The Bluetooth link (to a
device that connects the cell phone to a home phone) was dropping
every minute or so, leading to the offending noise.
I do not understand people who can't figure out that a ringing
telephone is an indication, not a summons. Not that you are one of
those people, but I'm sure you know one or more of them: Morons who
can't NOT pick up the phone when it rings.
The most annoying time this happens is when I'm doing business with
someone in person and their phone rings, and they tell ME to stop what
we're doing so they can answer it.
Otherwise, the most annoying appliance in my household is the XBox 360
in my wife's kid's room, especially when he's playing some cops &
robbers game. Sounds like the entire SWAT team is camped out on my
Here\'s some of my work:
Explain that to my wife. I have to almost physically restrain her at the
dinner table when the phone rings.
We have an answering machine, caller ID, and chances are, the call is for my
grandson and chances are he is not home anyway. Sit and enjoy your meal.
On Wed 08 Jul 2009 07:30:16p, Ed Pawlowski told us...
Our land line is used only by our fax machine and security system; there is
no phone attached. The fax machine is set to answer on the first ring and
the internal ringer is set to off. The security system has its own
internal communication device, so we would definitely know if there was a
security issue. We each use a cell phone (common account) for voice
communication, but if we're otherwise occupied, we never answer them unless
we're expecting a call. Of course the cell phones have both Caller ID and
voicemail, as well as the option to block selected numbers (the phone
doesn't even ring for the blocked numbers).
I have ALWAYS considered having a phone to be solely for my convenience and
my choice to answer it or not.
Unfortunately lots of folks don't know one of the common uses of
voicemail. One friend did the "someone is on the other line routine" a
few times and I politely asked if his voicemail wasn't working. He never
did it again. If someone calls I look at the CID. If it is really
important I excuse myself and offer to call back. If not the second call
goes to voicemail.
All depends on how good the person is and how much in demand.
I know of a small carpet business where the owner sent his 19 year old son
out to a house in the country club to install some floor covering. The
woman told him he was not old enough and sent him back to the store. The
woman told her friends about it and they told her that he had installed
their carpet and did a great job. That boy had been following his dad
around on jobs from the time he could walk and had much experiance.
The woman called the store back and wanted the boy. The owner said he was
only 2 weeks older and still would not be old enough for her. Seems that at
the time he had more business than he could handle.
I have waited 5 minuits for a table , but unless it was something special I
have never waited longer than 10 minuits for a table. Just too many food
If I see a line of people outside a restrurant I keep on driving.
I was going to buy my wife a diamond ring for Christmas one year. Walked in
a store and the only salesman was talking on a phone. Stayed in for 5
minuits and left. That may have cost him a good sale. Bought one from
another store in the same mall.
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