I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch thick penis, and the women loved it.
However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.
My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the manufacturer of the caulk.