I came home from work today and the door was wide open. Someone had
broken in and stold my whole floor. That really pissed me off because
when I stepped in the door, I fell all the way to the basement. When I
looked up, I noticed they stold the second floor too, because all I
saw was the roof rafters. Thinking that was bad, I looked down and
saw my basement floor slab was gone too. Nothing but dirt remained.
Damn thieves. I hope my insurance covers this...