paying for college

Why not take a student loan and get a job? Worked for me.

Because some people are too proud to work. They would rather beg.

Hi, I like that. There is lots of time for date, no time for work. My daughter graduated from med school this year on 100% scholarship. Did not beg but worked as research assistant for a drug compny every summer whose pay was decent. Even owns some stock of that company now. Just moving into a condo she just bought all by herself. Should I be proud?, LOL!

Check off "African American" in the "race" part of the app.

Then, let Affirmative Action take care of the rest.

Try

Jackass.

Why don't you ask Rudy? Surely, he would help *his* girl. bj

Get a job, you lazy bastard.

Don't go. You'll save a lot of money.

Ohhhh, you poor widdle baby. My heart goes out to you. Even with scholarships and loans and some money from me (daddy), my kid still worked every night and weekend thoughout all of college. He busted his ass working in restaurants and still managed a 3.9 GPA in a highly technical field. He's highly successful today.

Get a job or jobs, you lazy parasite.

No problem. Money ($20.00) is on the way.

Now...you have to do a little something for me...

Maybe you should get in touch with this guy:

THOMAS CHAKA SOUTH AFRICAN RESERVE BANK

Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. Thomas Chaka. I work as a senior investment consultant for the South Africa Reserve Bank. I also work as part of the regional team that covers the entire Africa region. I had taken pains to find your contact through personal endeavours.

Approximately five years ago, an investor (Mr. Smith Baxter-Deceased nine months ago) invested a total of US$10.5M (Ten Million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars) with my department. With interest at today's value, the said invested fund is now worth a little under US$16.5M (Sixteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United State dollars).

I can't get a loan because I don't have anyone with good credit to cosign, and I have no credit.

I'm a history major/political science minor

Do you have parents? Have you looked into "Parental Plus" loans?

You need to be more resourceful.

Judging from the Pay Pal account name, you seem to be majoring in Party.

Have you tried begging in the streets? Carry a small baby borrowed from a day care center for best affect.