OT St. Patricks Day

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hubops 5 years ago

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hubops 5 years ago

After having dug to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network all those centuries ago.

Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of

2,000 meters and shortly after headlines in the U.K. newspapers read: "English archeologists have found traces of 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the French."

One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in an old marketplace, scientists had found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, concluded that 5,000 years ago the Irish were already using wireless technology."

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