OT: Rebellion of plants, no more oxygen

[Jimmy Wilkinson Knife]

How would you greenie treehuggers like it if the government of plants decided they'd reduce their oxygen emissions? We need it to breathe. They need CO2 to breathe.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Go troll your shit somewhere else Hucker.

[Andy Bennet]

BONUS - Just think - if you stop breathing there will be more for the rest of us.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

+1

[Jimmy Wilkinson Knife]

If I saw you in need of CPR, I'd make sure I suffocated you.

[Jimmy Wilkinson Knife]

It was a perfectly sensible comment.

[Brian Gaff]

Well, what brought this on?

Funnily enough, one of the Nobel prise winners was talking about an enzyme to split Co2 down to carbon and Oxygen making energy in the form of carbon and oxygen. I guess you could cycle it around for ever, but surely some energy would be needed, just like a plant does. The perpetual motion machine does not exist, there are always inefficiencies that mean you end up using more energy than you create. Brian

[Brian Gaff]

If we are talking about moral things and all that, there is an old book called The Death of Metal, that I read as a kid which although very far fetched, did make me think. Brian

[Jimmy Wilkinson Knife]

[Jimmy Wilkinson Knife]

The incessant whining of treehuggers brought it on. I think the last occurrence was "CO2 Neutral" written on a delivery to my house.

I assume the enzyme absorbs energy from sunlight, most biofuel creation devices do this.

[Andrew]

After watching the first day opening of Primark in Oxford St (*)and a Black Friday event at a UK Walmart, I think there will some fascinating youtube videos of peoples behaviour if a nice big asteroid ever heads our way.

(*) Entire door ripped off by the mad crowd.

[Jimmy Wilkinson Knife]

Some people are beyond help. I do laugh when I hear of people being trampled while trying to escape from a fire. You'd never get ants doing that to each other.

A nice big catastrophe like an asteroid would seperate the wheat from the chaff.

[Max Demian]

Maybe his Nobel was for literature, or, worse, economics.

[Rod Speed]

Brian Gaff wrote

An excess of that stuff he brews, as usual.

[Jimmy Wilkinson Knife]

Irrelevant. What I said is factually sensible.

[Rod Speed]

Nope.

Nope. No govt is going to reduce O2 emissions because there is no potential downside with O2 emissions.