OT Some phone number got printed somewhere and attributed to Brad Pitt, so all these people started calling this old man. The first one who called sounded just like his daughter, and she kept saying Brad, Brad, but he thought it was his daughter saying Dad, Dad. They worked that out, but others kept calling.
Finally he took his phone off the hook, but that activated the Life Alert and the paramedics showed up!
LOL
Actually this is good advertising for Life Alert. Despite all their commercials, I don't think they ever said that if you leave your phone off the hook, they will notice. I thought you had to press that button on the necklace.
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