3 Yr Old Woman's Dentures Get Stuck On Man's Penis During 'Life Alert &
Chill' Session At Nursing Home
By James Graham -
January 3, 2016
NEWS 8 - A Saturday night bingo after party turned tragic at the Shady
Creek Senior Home when two of its residents decide to sneak off into a
room to âchill.â? According to many of the residence at Shady Creek,
several of the seniors have taken it upon themselves to form a 'Life
Alert & Chill' social club where they engage in promiscuous activity
with different partners every week.
On this particular weekend, Norma Watson and Harold Gillis decided to
celebrate their entry into this new "club." According to the two
consenting adults, they snuck away from the bingo party into an empty
room to 'Life Alert & Chill.' Harold has always seemed to be a real
frisky fella,â? said Norma, the woman who lost her dentures on Harold's
penis. Harold said he wanted me to do something âextra special for him
so I did. That's when the wire on my partial dentures got stuck on his
manhood and slipped right out of my mouth. It was like a hook in a
fishâs mouth, It was like a hole in one. I never heard a man scream
like that before!
Although embarrassed and ashamed, the couple knew they had to call 911
and get Harold help immediately. When the paramedics arrived, Norma said
they had to inject the tip of his penis with a numbing agent to get the
denture hook out of the hole. Fortunately for Harold, he was treated,
penis wrapped with bandages, and sent on his way with a few pain meds.
A spokesperson for the Shady Creek Senior Home released this statement:
âWe were not aware of the new social club that was created by the
senior citizens living in our community. We do not support anyÂ âLife
Alert & Chillâ sessions, consensual or un-consensual sex, or any type
of foreplay that may result in these types of tragic injuries. We urge
all seniors to follow the rules and refrain from these types of acts,
especially ones that may induce heart attacks.â?
Norma and Harold are said to be doing fine, and have decided to see
other people. Harold said next time, he will make sure his lady friends
have theirÂ dentures removed prior to anyÂ intimateÂ activity.
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