We're looking for a DIY repair guy to rebuild all the homes and other
buildings in Joplin, Missouri. It must be rebuilt exactly as it was
before the tornado, and must be completed in one week. We're also
looking for one assistant to help find and sort the pile of debris to
locate the original and correct boards and other materials for each
building from the debris pile. All original lumber must be reused,
unless the boards are broken, in which case new replacement lumber
will be provided. This assistant should be an expert at solving jig
saw puzzles. Remember, the entire city must be rebuilt in one week,
including the hospital. Are you qualified to do this job? If you
are, you will be paid well for this job.
Speaking of which, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor has decreed that
there shall be no federal emergency assistance to tornado victims
unless it is accompanied by spending cuts elsewhere.
He didn't give a rat's patootie about the effect continuing the tax
cuts for the wealthy would have on the deficit, but when it comes to
the gov't helping out the middle class, suddenly Cantor's all
concerned about its effect on the deficit.
Southern Republicans left homeless by floods and storms, take note.
You need a helping hand, pull yourself up. Your own party's leaders
don't give a shit about you.
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