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Nasty no trespassing signs
Oct 27, 2009
Last reply: 7 years ago
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I saw one that said "Our dog can get to the fence in 2 seconds. Can you?".
Out cycling one day I stopped to relieve myself. Cyclist with me said, "Didn't you see that, NO TREES PISSING SIGN?
includes prepunched holes for easy mounting. The holes are "cleared" (unlike competitors' signs).
What exactly do you think they mean by cleared and what do the competitors do? The signs I see at the store have very nice holes. I can't imagine competitors' signs have bad ones.
My dog is armed and refuses to take his medication.
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Looters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Check out Amazon. I have bought a number of real nasty ones from them.
The original post is ten years old but I was curious. Ebay has some that are to the point:
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There's one a ways down that says the dog doesn't need a gun.
Due to the high cost of ammunition, warning shots will not be fired.
Torba reposted an image on Gab. Two German Shepherds sitting on a porch with a sign in front of them:
Trespassers are welcome. Dog food is getting to be expensive
The dogs look friendly but I have no idea how to link the jpeg.
I spray all my signs with clear plastic once a year. They last and don't fade at all. Just make sure you clean them before spraying.
Try viewing the image which ought to open in a new tab. Copy that URL.
Sample:
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Works for me. Happy doggies, supper is on its way. They love spicy Mexican food.
Those two are just puppies, wouldn’t eat anyone.
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