Nasty no trespassing signs

[Anonymous]

Some choices here, or design your own

[Mark Lloyd]

I saw one that said "Our dog can get to the fence in 2 seconds. Can you?".

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Out cycling one day I stopped to relieve myself. Cyclist with me said, "Didn't you see that, NO TREES PISSING SIGN?

[micky]

includes prepunched holes for easy mounting. The holes are "cleared" (unlike competitors' signs).

What exactly do you think they mean by cleared and what do the competitors do? The signs I see at the store have very nice holes. I can't imagine competitors' signs have bad ones.

[Oren]

My dog is armed and refuses to take his medication.

or

Looters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

[jory]

Check out Amazon. I have bought a number of real nasty ones from them.

[Dean Hoffman]

The original post is ten years old but I was curious. Ebay has some that are to the point:

There's one a ways down that says the dog doesn't need a gun.

[gfretwell]

Due to the high cost of ammunition, warning shots will not be fired.

[rbowman]

Torba reposted an image on Gab. Two German Shepherds sitting on a porch with a sign in front of them:

Trespassers are welcome. Dog food is getting to be expensive

The dogs look friendly but I have no idea how to link the jpeg.

[jory]

I spray all my signs with clear plastic once a year. They last and don't fade at all. Just make sure you clean them before spraying.

[Oren]

Try viewing the image which ought to open in a new tab. Copy that URL.

Sample:

[rbowman]

Works for me. Happy doggies, supper is on its way. They love spicy Mexican food.

[Rod Speed]

Those two are just puppies, wouldn’t eat anyone.