The only time I ever scrambled eggs in a microwave was in a hotel, just because we still had some from the last house we had rented on that trip. With enough salt, pepper and butter, they are OK. Brown n serve sausage is OK. I also boiled hot dogs in a beer can once using that 2KW tea kettle they have everywhere in New Zealand for hot water. As Crocodile Dundee says, they taste like s*it but you can live on them ;-)