Keeping a toddler out of drawers and cabinets

[Smarty]

Excellent idea, Ed. You show an exceptional degree of good judgement and insight. You would make a superb grandfather.

[Smarty]

Good thought, Jeff! As an E.E. and half century plus Extra Class of comparable vintage, I would have expected you to offer an RF technique, a capacitive alarm warning, something beyond "handcuffs".

[Jimbo]

Here's a novel concept. You claim to be babysitting, SO DO IT! Don't just turn the brat loose while you doze off in the rocker. You're way too senile to take on responsibility of watching lil ones. Those kids should be taken from the parents, for letting you watch them. Then, the parents should be sterilized, they're also too irresponsible for having kids.

Just worry about changing your own damn diaper!

[ktos]

"Jimbo" wrote in news:i0qs4e$n1s$ [e-mail]:

Jimbo, did you have too much beer?

[Stormin Mormon]

Swat on the butt sure is less damage than an accidental gunshot.

[Stormin Mormon]

If enough kids get killed, eventually society will call for the ban of all guns. And then we can be like England. Sadly, so. My condolences to the English. Fine, gentle people with a goverment gone socialist.

[Jimbo]

Not enough! A few more & I'll really let the old goat have it.

[The Daring Dufas]

Hows about a ban on children?

TDD

[Jimbo]

[Ed Pawlowski]

I do have six mostly well behave grandchildren already. Ya just have to keep them in range.

[Evan]

You said you didn't want to attach anything to your precious cabinets which rules out about 90% of the off the shelf solutions, I don't waste my time on giving advice in situations where someone already knows what they *WON'T* do...

Without seeing what your situation is with my visual sense, knowing what kind of knobs and pulls you have on your cabinetry is sorta required information to be able to actually offer you any advice which could be useful given the ideas you already shot down...

You don't like the "attitude" -- well don't be a douche and reject the first answers you get like that when you really didn't totally define your problem...

And if you have a problem with that, you can bite me...

~~ Evan

[Smarty]

Jimbo, Here's a novel concept. Go f*ck yourself.

[Smarty]

Actually, it sounds like too little brains. His solution to reinforcing a cabinet latch is to sterilize people. A sheer touch of genius at work here.

[Smarty]

The "old goat" you refer to is in his early 60's, and will leave you panting like a dog in heat on the racket ball court. You are entirely rude and also entirely ill-informed.

[Smarty]

Actually Evan, I happily accepted one of the first replies I received, and your first reply which dismissed me question as "crap" offered no solution whatsoever other that to complain that it was "wasting people's time".

To your "bite me" and "douche" follow up comments, I can only offer you a simple "Go Fuck Yourself". Both of your replies have offered merely criticism and absolutely nothing helpful.

[ktos]

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:i0qu45$uim$ [e-mail]:

I watched a show tonight hosted by John Schlossel (sp). He was saying that no other country has a "first amendment". Canada's is so loosely interpreted that people are getting arrested for nothing. In France the same thing. Other western countries as well. People from all around the world want to come here to live. A place where they can have opportunity to live their life how they want.(well, except for being a mental,etc.).

[Stormin Mormon]

Minimally, a license, and a waiting period. National registration.

[ktos]

"Smarty" wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Since you have to complain about "four" I'll complain about your grammar. The word is "felt". Now you're the big dope!

[Smarty]

Looks like I need to remind you Ed that this is, exactly as you stated, an unmoderated newsgroup, and thus can be a sewer for perverse ideas as well as foul language.

To your perverse ideas such as the ones you offer above, I repeat, loudly:

FUCK YOU!

[Ed Pawlowski]

"Smarty" wrote

Thank you. Be sure to show your wife your eloquent words; she'll be impressed. You sure know how to charm people. You can even repeat those words of endearment when you give the grandkids a hug. Your influence on them is important.