"There will be beer, sports heroes, Hooters Girls signing calendars, home improvement stuff, big screen televisions stuck on football games, a NASCAR race car, an eating contest and Elvis imitators at Houston's first, here's a shocker, Guy Expo..."
"Habitat for Humanity will construct a man's dream garage, complete with built-in bar, lots of power tools and things that make noise when you plug them into the wall."
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For a mere $8 (adults), you can see what heaven is like.Police, fire, military and Elvis imitators get in free. (But isn't there a penalty of imitating a policeman?)