Hot Day

On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 03:10:48 +0100, Uncle Monster w= rote:

ecause of all the hot air produced due to the upcoming election or is so= mething more sinister like maybe solar activity? Hey, doesn't the Sun ha= ve a lot to do with the climate on Planet Earth? Hummm... (=E3=83=BB_=E3= =83=BB=E3=83=BE

"Organisms don't think of CO2 as a poison. Plants and organisms that ma= ke shells, coral, think of it as a building block." -- Janine Benyus

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Keith was explaining to his sister how to jump start a car. "I explained about which cables to hook up where and in what order. She said, 'ok, I got all that, so now, which car do you start first?'"

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Bullshit, they'll eat it as fast as they can. Look at algae blooms.

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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and go= t hit by a bus.

The humane thing for you to do is pray for them.

I wonder if religious people believe global warming is the work of the d= evil? If so why try to do anything about it?

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Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today= after a 69 yesterday."

On Thu, 27 Oct 2016 13:16:00 +0100, Uncle Monster w= rote:

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e devil? If so why try to do anything about it?

n. It's those moonbat Liberal/Leftist freaks who push the junk science o= f AAC, "Anthropogenic Climate Change" and the non-elite of the bunch fol= low blindly having no idea of the ulterior motives of the Liberal/Leftis= t elite who invented that AAC feldercarb. I still don't have my free win= dmill, solar cells and electric car that Obama promised me. =E3=83=BD(=E0= =B2=A0_=E0=B2=A0)=E3=83=8E

I was promised free solar cells twice. By the time each company got rou= nd to fitting them, the government subsidies had changed so they backed = out. The only one I can get now I have to pay for, and they would only = pay for themselves in 10 years. Not worth the bother.

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What is the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws.