I finally figured it out. I got neighbors whose kids are always busting my stuff, throwing crap in my yard, and raising hell. I like peace and quiet, and I never get any when I am at home, because of these idiot kids. I get more rest at work than I can at home. The other day I went to the dump and there was a large pile of very rotted boards. I threw them in my pickup, and brought them home. The next time the kids came in my yard, I told them that I have a gift for them, and gave them all those boards, along with some nails, and a hammer. I put my ladder against the tree on the edges of our property, and told the kids to build a tree house. They have been busy building it, and I am just waiting for the boards to break, and the kids fall and end up in the hospital. If my plan works, I may actually be able to use my patio for awhile without those kids bothering me for awhile, while they recover in the hospital. Better yet, since that tree is legally in their own yard, I cant get sued.
Ahhhhhhh, peace and quiet is right around the corner. I just wonder which board will break first????