I had a similar problem with a friend. One day he asked me to for help
as his wife wasnt having good orgasms. Now the SOB is blaming me for
his wife is pregnant and he says its mine. I mean like how did he think
I was gonnas help him. WHat did he think I was gonna look up there. He
knows I'm not a Gyno. Some people dont appreciate anything.
You know - the last few sentences kinda invalidates the believability of
this story. But with the median IQ of the population being 100 - that puts
half of us in the "stupid" range of the IQ scale. With that, it doesn't
totally surprise me that someone would be dumb enough to coat a roof with
gasoline and light it to get the roof shingle set. It sounds like something
my brother, the king of jerry-rigging (also the guy who once sprayed his
kid's ass with Lysol to kill the smell while changing his diaper) would do.
Anyway - major roofing projects in the winter was never a good idea.
They're building a new house not too far from here as we speak - in single
digit temperatures. I can't imagine that will be good for the roof as
summertime is really the ideal time to replace a roof.
This work reminds me of the better quality efforts that trolls used to
produce in the early days of news groups. I, for one, salute the author.
Craftsmanship of this standard is a rare quality among trolls, nowadays, and
this individual has bravely bucked that trend. I say Bravo. Encore!
Thanks William. That's interesting material. It should be required reading
for anyone wishing to take up the time honored profession of trolling ;)
I'm glad refined humor still exists in some un-swept corners of the
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