Go to the store with your fraud proof electronic benefit
card, and pay back the Pakistani grocer the money you
borrowed last week for cigarettes and beer. With 200%
interest. Use the pennies remaining to buy more cigarettes,
coffee, and beer. Borrow some money from the Pakistani guy
to get mor cigarettes, coffee, and beer. Promise to repay
him on the first of next month, with interest.
Christopher A. Young
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