First of the Month - Change Filters, ...

Feb 01, 2010 6 Replies

... check this, check that, etc


Go to the store with your fraud proof electronic benefit card, and pay back the Pakistani grocer the money you borrowed last week for cigarettes and beer. With 200% interest. Use the pennies remaining to buy more cigarettes, coffee, and beer. Borrow some money from the Pakistani guy to get mor cigarettes, coffee, and beer. Promise to repay him on the first of next month, with interest.

Check. Check one two. Check, check. Is this mike on?

I use one of those washable filters. Now I don't have to worry about forgetting to change it.

*thunk thunk skreeeeee!* Yep, it's on...

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