Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Smitty Two]

My brother would tell you that "time" is merely a filament of your inauguration.

[morris]

Some clocks say it's 10:08 Some say it's 11:08 Others say it's 12:08 The one in my car says it's 5:21 The one on my cellphone says it's 2:43 The one on my computer says it's 9:17

Just like the last time they changed the clocks, I'm gonna be late or early for every appointment for the next two weeks......

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Home Guy]

[Frank]

We've all got time enough to cry.

[Meanie]

Does anybody really care?

[Zz Yzx]

Einstein said that time is not a condition in which we live, but a condition in which we think. And we can change the way we think.

Time is when the sun comes up, the sun goes down, the moon comes out, and the people dance all around.

-Zz

[Neill Massello]

Wherever you are, it's always now.

[Stormin Mormon]

Time to have a 12 year old boy set all your clocks.

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Just like the last time they changed the clocks, I'm gonna be late or early for every appointment for the next two weeks......

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[The Daring Dufas]

When I wore a watch, folks would often come up to me and ask, "Can you tell me what time it is?" Being the miscreant that I am, I have several practiced responses. ^_^

1: "Where?"

2: "Of course I can tell time! What do I look like, a moron?! I've been able to tell time since I was four years old!"

3: "What time zone?"

4: "xx:xx Greenwich Mean Time"

TDD

[Stormin Mormon]

She: Could you put out the trash? He: At some time in the past, I was capable of putting trash out. So, the answer is yes.

Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus

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When I wore a watch, folks would often come up to me and ask, "Can you tell me what time it is?" Being the miscreant that I am, I have several practiced responses. ^_^

1: "Where?"

2: "Of course I can tell time! What do I look like, a moron?! I've been able to tell time since I was four years old!"

3: "What time zone?"

4: "xx:xx Greenwich Mean Time"

TDD

[Pat]

5: "You mean now?"

[micky]

When I wore a watch in Guatamala City in 1971, a man came up to me and said "Corazon" (heart). I thought maybe he was saying he loved me, but I'd never seen him before.

Eventually I firgued out he was saying "Que horas son", What hours are they, What time is it.

[The Daring Dufas]

At least he didn't grab your butt. ^_^

TDD

[Meanie]

I always enjoyed watching people look at their watch, then I ask them what time it is. They all look at their watch again to tell me the time.

[Wes Groleau]

¿Qué hora es? is the normal way to say it. Probably not a native speaker--or maybe just listens to too much Manu Choa.

"Yes, I can. ? Oh, would you like me to do so?

[Dean Hoffman]

Half past, quarter past, quarter till said to a youngin' will confuse them. Some don't know dial watches.

[micky]

In Guatamala specifically? The textbook I read gave both versions.

No, no, no. He was defintely a native speaker, probably from there.

[gregz]

I think it was 25 or 26 to 4 o'clock in the morning..

Greg

[gonjah]

:)

[The Daring Dufas]

Rotary dial telephones cause them to have seizures. ^_^

TDD