A few weeks ago I discovered that the floor in my house was sagging, so
I went under my house and found out I had a termite problem in my
crawlspace; the main support 6x8 beam was eaten up and rotting away. I
had the entire 30' beam replaced professionally before my floor
Then I called a exterminator he came over and inspected everything and
came to the conculsion the my neighbor is at fault. She has a carport
that has dry-rotted lumber attached to the side of the carport from the
ground-up. I believe this is true; because this shit-siding is facing
my house and it is the same side that has most of the termite problem.
The exterminator told me this attracts termites and my house is spaced
out only 10 feet from her carport.
BTW: This is a carport; except some dumbass thought it was a good idea
to put 2x12 lumber along the side and is almost as old (60yrs) as the
bitch using it:
Now what do I do next? She is a 82 year old BITCH! You'll know if you
met her. Two years ago I had a new roof and vinyl siding put on my
house and she would come over to my yard bugging the contractors
everyday saying stuff like: "I don't like that siding, it doesn't match
the color of my window trim" or "I don't like the pattern of those roof
shingles; change it" She delayed the construction by a whole week
because of her bitchin. She bosses other neighbors around too, telling
them what to do and when to do it! This old bitch is crazy!!! She mows
her yard EVERYDAY!!! Takes pictures of everyone through the blinds of
her windows and put them in their mail boxes and keeps a copy for
herself. What the fuck is that all about? I'm sure she kills the
flowers and trees my wife plants, because they always die after being
planted; my wife tried to plant them to block her view into our
windows. Theres more and more to explain....
She also has a old lesbian friend from across the street who is the
Seriously; What can I do? Call a inspector? Call an exorcist?
Thanks for reading this; Jack
You can start off by stop being such an asshole. She's an old lady.
She's making your life difficult, but getting nasty won't help. If you
think she's mentally compromised, call social services instead of
venting on a newsgroup.
As far as the termites:
Termite colonies can be 20 feet under ground. If you knocked her house
down, that wouldn't necessarily fix the termite problem. Maintenance,
periodic treatment and observation are the only ways to deal with
termites. If you do a good enough job on your house, the termites will
find more palatable food, like her house. If your exterminator can't
figure out how to protect your house, and give you a guarantee, he's
not very good.
I'm an asshole? I'm speaking for the entire neighborhood!!! From my
understanding she been like that her whole life. Social services got
serveral phone calls from other neighbors complaining about her but
nothing can be done about it!!! She destroyed my neighbors motorcycle;
she lucky she didn't get killed (too bad though)!!!
Why don't you fight back? She's obviously enjoying this and getting away
with it because obviously your whole neighborhood is full of beta bitches
who are used to squealing like a pig over a log while the theme song from
Deliverence and Brokeback Mountain play in the background.
I'm sure you can think of some nefarious ways to get back and make her life
a living hell..so much she'll have to pack up and move.
Good advice, if you're a cowardly pussy wussy liberal beta bitch. You
excuse any bad behaviour for any reason.."oh, she's old, oh he's black, oh,
they're young, oh, he was drunk".
You make me sick.
One key clue you failed to see..he said he put up vinyl siding. That is a
big big fat no no.
Mold, termites and other critters all love to live in the damp moist wood
siding now that it's been safely covered over.
Vinyle siding should be made illegal. Just becuase people are too cheap to
reside their house or to lazy to paint it every 12 years, doesn't mean they
should be allowed to put a plastic covering on their ugly POS house.
Sounds like the whole neighborhood is infested and besides, it sounds like
he bought the house fairly recently.
The damage he describes occurs over a 2-6 year period. Didn't he have a
It's mandatory in my state.
Sounds to me, like you're the problem Jack, termites be damned. You use
that kind of language about an old lady who has probably been there
since "Leave it to Beaver" was popular, and you want to change her, it's
not happening. Personally, after reading your post, I hope the damned
termites...eat your house. JMO
OK; suppose if someone like this lived next to you and you woke up in
the morning to go and get the newspaper and discovered that your
neighbor rearranged or damaged stuff on your yard they way THEY LIKE IT
I'm sure your going say:
"Gosh; Ain't she a sweet old lady, and look at this, the kind old lady
park her car in my front driveway now can't drive to work; oh'well
guess I'm going to have to walk the 7 miles to work no big deal"
My grandfather live in this neighborhood longer than she has; and
according to him she ILLEGALLY built that carport 3 feet onto MY
PROPERTY. I'm not the only one in the block calling her names I'll
So what's your point? It doesn't sound like she's going anywhere...
Why go into a rage?
From what I've heard so far, I'd rather have her for a neighbor than
Getting a court of law to prove that your termite damage is her fault
will be difficult, if not impossible.
I've had neighbors block my driveway before. The first time they do
it I knock on their door and politely ask them to move their vehicle.
The second time, I call the police and have them ticketed and towed.
(In my city, it's illegal to block a private driveway). You can bet
after $150 - 200 towing fees they get the message fast.
Hell, I'm a nice guy I work hard for a living; everyone in my
neighborhood knows that; but when I come home from work and see the
crap that goes on around my house because of her, thats when I get
pissed. All the tax payers money goes towards her to sit on her ass and
do nothing her whole life but boss people around. Get what I'm saying?
She never worked a day in her life!!!
Where did I say I was going to do all that? Yes, I know nothing can be
done about it; the damage is already done. But the way I look at it;
everyone in the block HATES HER, not me and I'm thinking I could rent a
bulldozer and tear the section of the carport down; you know; the 3
feet that is on MY PROPERTY!!! Hell, my other five neighbors are
willing to help me tear it down and clean it up. She destroyed
thousands of dollars of everyones property including the motorcycle she
purposely backed her car into. Her famliy probably doesn't give a shit
about her anymore. If she has any at all for that matter.
There are kids under the age of 18 years old who are full of life; die
of painful suffering deaths from cancer, heart disease, ect..
But for some reason "GOD" spare the lives of old people over 60yrs old
to do nothing but sit around their house all day eye-fucking there next
door neighbors. It's a damn shame!!!
Had a neighbor similiar to this, dumped her leaves in my yard, bossy,
complained I hadnt cleaned up my yard the first week of april, ahh that
weekend it had snowed:( WELL MY YARD IS CLEAN! Ahh you paid to have a
company do it on a weekday, I dont have the money for that nor the
This got old really fast. Once she cmplained in early spring I hadnt
cut my grass, well mower is broke, I had taken it to repair shop. She
said thats no excuse.
Well the mower returned 2 days later and I cut my front lawn. The back
lawn, got its first cut the 4th of july, her home is directly behind
mine.this all happened in early spring. she never complained again.
she died some years ago, and as odd as this sounds I kinda miss her.
Some day we might all get old, and have nothing to do and family who
for myself I try to not let stuff like this bother me.
if her whatever is on your property get your property surveyed, and go
from there. you say her garage is 3 feet into your land, did you get a
survey when you purchased your home? if not why not.
you know patience is a virtue, no one lives forever. heck the next
owner might have a few noisey drug addicted kids breaking into your
home, stealing your car, and their classy friends robbing you at
you might look back at the old lady and remember the good old days when
you werent afraid for your life in your own home.
yeah, my mom has a neighbor like that...... since she has a perfect yard,
she thinks everyone whose yard is next to hers has to have a perfect yard
I finally got tired of the complaining,, and asked her who did her yardwork
she gave me the phone number
I called the guy, and he does my moms yard now, also. mows, edges, trims
hedges, the whole thing, once every 2 weeks....
now the neighbor doesn't say anything about how moms yard looks, because its
"up to her standards"....... after all, we hired her yard guy LOL
Well if you are for real and not a troll, just exactly what is she
doing that is illegal?
Sitting on her ass and not working is not illegal. There are lots of
people like this. Every hear of minding your own business?
Everybody on the block may have good reason for hating this woman, but
that in itself is not illegal.
You say she destroyed a motorcycle? There are legal remedies for
this. It sounds like you or whoever just ignored it.
If there was encrouchment on your property and you ignored it for
years, she may have earned legal rights as a squatter. The laws are
very clear on this.
Sorry Jack, but you are turning into a male version of her. By the time she
dies, you will be the cantankerous, miserable, had-to-get-along-with
curmudgeon on your block with everyone plotting to get rid of you.
What a wimp... I would just hook a chain up to the car and drag it
down the street... She should be able to find it by following the tire
marks along the road...
She's 84... Wait for her to die and then go piss on her grave...
You'll feel better... Hell, take a couple of 6-packs with you and make
a day of it...
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