DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS ALMOST OVER, DEAR RECRUITS

Nov 03, 2018 7 Replies

The notion of playing God with sunlight originated with one of our founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin. He argued that people would be more productive and waste less candlelight at night if they just woke up earlier, and this could be accomplished by tricking the sun into rising earlier. Keep in mind, this is logic from the same man who came up with ?air baths,? a morning ritual in which he sat next to an open window in the middle of winter, totally naked, and waited for inspiration to come.



Daylight saving didn?t come into vogue until the early 20th century, where it was introduced as an energy-saving method during wartime. When instituted by President Roosevelt, it wasn?t called daylight saving but ?War Time,? which is just another example of how much cooler everything was during our grandparents? time. (?Don?t forget to set your clocks ahead tonight for WAR TIME!?)


It became standard practice in 1966, and now it?s just something we all do without thinking, like hiding painted eggs at Easter or not wearing white after Labor Day. The idea that we do it to save energy is just flat-out wrong. After all, we're really just intelligent apes. Actually, we're more like Pavlov's dogs, if the truth be told.



Note: folks in Arizona are the only folks who don't mess which this s*it.


man who came up with ?air baths,? a morning ritual in which he sat next to an open window in the middle of winter, totally naked, and waited for inspiration to come.

forget to set your clocks ahead tonight for WAR TIME!?)

Sorry Dear Colonel but the rule is *fall back*.

be told.

The authorities should just mandate daylight savings time all year around.

If they did it would solve the global warming problem by causing the Sun to produce less heat during the afternoon because one hour of the afternoon would be in the morning.

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===3 ===3 On Sat, 3 Nov 2018 09:05:57 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote: ===3 ===3 >The notion of playing God with sunlight originated with one of our founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin. He argued that people would be more productive and waste less candlelight at night if they just woke up earlier, and this could be accomplished by tricking the sun into rising earlier. Keep in mind, this is logic from the same ===3 man who came up with ?air baths,? a morning ritual in which he sat next to an open window in the middle of winter, totally naked, and waited for inspiration to come. ===3 > ===3 >Daylight saving didn?t come into vogue until the early 20th century, where it was introduced as an energy-saving method during wartime. When instituted by President Roosevelt, it wasn?t called daylight saving but ?War Time,? which is just another example of how much cooler everything was during our grandparents? time. (?Don?t ===3 forget to set your clocks ahead tonight for WAR TIME!?) ===3 ===3 Sorry Dear Colonel but the rule is *fall back*. ===3 > ===3 >It became standard practice in 1966, and now it?s just something we all do without thinking, like hiding painted eggs at Easter or not wearing white after Labor Day. The idea that we do it to save energy is just flat-out wrong. After all, we're really just intelligent apes. Actually, we're more like Pavlov's dogs, if the truth ===3 be told. ===3 > ===3 >Note: folks in Arizona are the only folks who don't mess which this s*it. ===3 ===3 The authorities should just mandate daylight savings time all year around. ===3 ===3 If they did it would solve the global warming problem by causing the Sun ===3 to produce less heat during the afternoon because one hour of the ===3 afternoon would be in the morning.

The whole idea has always been stupid and confusing.

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I detest it, it's so stupid.

LOLOK. You think putting it in there TWICE will make it work, you dumb f*ck?

Answer: it doesn't and it won't!

I detest you fake vets, you're so stupid.

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LOLOK. You think putting it in there TWICE will make it work, you dumb f*ck?

Answer: it doesn't and it won't!

I detest you fake vets, you're so stupid.

- -

" I don't even have the heart to tell him I've never infested Arizona."

- Klaun Shittinb'ricks (1940 - ), acknowledging that he lied from the very beginning, A jew scam, as expected

" My real name's McGill. The jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe hitting member of the tribe, so to speak."

- Saul Goodman (Bob Odenkirk). "Better Call Saul" (2015)

"Die Juden sind unser Unglück!"

- Heinrich von Treitschke (1834 - 1896)

"But vhere vill ve be able to vatch gay jews taking black c*ck up ze ass?"

- Klaun Shittinb'ricks (1940 - ), bemoaning the depletion of jews in Hollyvood and the effect on his viewing preferences Message-ID:

Actually, Ben Franklin was almost as brainy as Leonardo da Vinci. I wear bifocals, another of his inventions. You were lucky you didn't lose the War of Independence, in which case he would have been hanged.

Daylight Saving does nothing to the sun. We start our working day at 9 a.m. By then, a quarter of the day has been lost. It is a wonder your Fearless Liar hasn't told you that Russia implements daylight saving all the year round.

Like you, not all Australian States implement daylight saving. For those closer to the Equator, it isn't as important. Ours started on October 7, and will end on April 7.

Doug.

Just thinking; the 9 a.m. starting time is a thing of the past. It results in colossal traffic jams. In this Internet age, many people work from home. My daughter is an Asset Manager in real estate, She doesn't evict bad tenants from a shopping center; she advises holding companies whether or not to add the center to their portfolio. She works from home some of the week.

When we first had daylight saving, nobody told the dairy cows. They all turned up at the sun time to be milked, as previously.

Doug.

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