Circles on water damaged monitor?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

[Commander Kinsey]

Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.

I guess they think the council will collect them. It does stop you standing on it. And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would you carry one?

Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?

Suspension is designed for that.

They tend to choose favourite places.

[Commander Kinsey]

It still makes you look like an American dumbass.

We invented the language. Why copy a yank instead of a Brit?

Most garages are best avoided. I often went to SMS for tyres, since they have every size in stock and fit it while you wait without booking, just turn up, and they're cheap. One day I got them to fix my brakes - they charged me £93 (before labour) for a calliper I could have got for £30 on Ebay. Another garage, Farmer's Autocare, I took the car for an MOT, and they gave me a list of what needed doing. I bought all the parts, handed them to the guy, and he refused to fit them, he wanted markup on his own parts. I called them cowboys, reported them to a few trading bodies, and went to Foz Sports, who did the work without question. I go to Foz all the time now, the last visit, he replaced an exhaust bracket (£3.50) and topped up the gearbox oil (a litre for £2), then only charged me half an hour labour on top of that for both things.

They prefer not to get beaten. Why do you think people smack their kids?

[Commander Kinsey]

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to comb it. It got f****ng belted.

[Commander Kinsey]

I don't walk my cat. You have to walk your dog.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

[Fredxx]

You have a choice?

[Rod Speed]

I've never actually been stupid enough to comb a cat, or bath one either.

No surprise there, psychopath.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

[Commander Kinsey]

I see nothing wrong with that, they're preventing someone from treading in it. And it doesn't smell inside the bag.

Well it is f****ng disgusting. Animals should learn to use flush toilets.

I shouldn't have to look at every step I make.

So you just leave it for someone to stand in?

Are you one of those annoying people who slow down and speed up for every one? It does make it easy to overtake though.

What do you think it's for?

Why do you say that?

[Commander Kinsey]

I use proper English.

It's called English, because it's from England.

I am logical with some words. I say and write pronounciation, because it comes from pronounce, not pronunce.

That can happen with sporty BMWs with unusual tyres. But if you have a car many others have, hey should be in stock.

At that time the car was almost undriveable, I couldn't be bothered taking it back home and in again.

I'm a shit mechanic. I've never even replaced a brake.

Any animal or human will avoid what makes it be punished.

No, they learn just like us. Why do you think you can make them sit, fetch, etc?

[Commander Kinsey]

You misspelt 3 mile.

You missed a couple of verys in there.

And if you didn't the dog would become unwell and/or agitated.

[Rod Speed]

Yes, you actually are that stupid.

But now you can walk right into the turd.

If I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to pick where a turd was on the ground.

Turns out its quite easy to get a cat to do that, but you don't bother. You let them shit in the neighbours gardens and yours.

You don't.

No one is stupid enough to stand in it and you leave you cat shit for someone to stand in.

Depends on the bump. The ones down the main street don't need to slow down much and we only have one racetrack road which has a 3 on it and those you don't have to slow down if you are going at the speed limit.

Nope, all of ours are on roads with only one lane in each direction and the main street is a fully divided road, no overtaking.

They're all too new to show up on our ancient street view which is now 10 years old.

I did see the google car about 18 months ago but it must have had a major fault, the new footage never showed up.

Either that or some paranoid person blew it to bits or something.

Normal variations in the road surface.

Because this is the only time its pissed on that monitor.

[Commander Kinsey]

It's in a bag on a tree, why on earth would you walk into that? Much less likely than treading on the shit that isn't in a bag.

Agreed, your point being?

Very few people have managed to train their cat to use a toilet, let alone use the flush handle.

I have to to avoid shit that isn't in bags.

Then why do you think there's a fine for letting your dog shit?

Cats tend to do it in flowerbeds. It doesn't get stood in, just all over the hands of people weeding the garden :-)

Do you have those stupid square ones? If you straddle them well, you can go about double the limit.

And for any bump, if you accelerate as you hit it, you lift the front of your car up and glide over it.

What do you mean fully divided? Nobody gonna stop me overtaking in a built up area.

There's some weird folk around here who must have requested privacy, as if you look around the street views, some houses are blurred out.

It can handle much more than that. The only time I've had to replace suspension was when it was old and rusty. It can take quite a knock otherwise.

No it isn't. It's just the only time it seeped into the LCD panel.

[Rod Speed]

Nope, never did, used a flea collar instead.

Yep, you clearly are a psychopath.

[Rod Speed]

Wrong. Plenty of dogs do fine without any walks.

[Commander Kinsey]

The only two things I've found to ever work are:

1) A comb. 2) A dish of soapy water with a 7W bulb above it.

You don't take revenge? If I walked up to you in the street and punched you, you're going to punch me back.

[Commander Kinsey]

So what's this obsession everyone has with walking their dog?

[Commander Kinsey]

Most people like to enjoy the scenery, not have to watch their feet.

If what you said was true, why is it even illegal to allow your dog to shit in public?

WTF? Most cats do not ever use a human toilet.

But a cat lacks dexterity.

Or maybe they find shit disgusting.

It's to prevent angry dogs hurting other dogs, or farm animals.

When you're weeding a flowerbed, you're paying attention to where your hands go.

That's what I meant by square ones. The only ones that could make me slow down are those which go right across the road. Even with those, a lot of them have a gap on the edge to allow water flow, so I place one wheel there and the car just lifts on one side.

You just said "With those you can center the car over the plate, have the wheels go down each side of the plate and get no real bump at all."

Don't you understand the laws of physics? When you accelerate, the front of your car lifts. Angular momentum.

That's a rather heavily built up area.

Maybe they're just behind schedule.

We have speed bumps with no warnings. Nothing painted on the road at all, or it's worn off. And some are three times the size of the others. There's a road near here with a 20mph limit. All the bumps except one, you can go about 30-40. But that one is a nasty bugger, anything over 5mph and you scrape your car to pieces. It's literally a foot high. I can't understand how anyone with a Porsche etc (and it's a posh area so there must be some) can get over it at all. I'd love to buy an expensive car, ground it on a bump, then get the council to pay for the £1000s of damage.

Why would someone be driving in the middle of the road?

Never had suspension fail on a pothole.

No, every time I've had a shock replaced, I've seen the old one and it was rusted to hell. I've never busted a relatively new one.

Wow! It's shrinking! I guess it hadn't peeled off the polarizer as I thought. Must just be damp and shorting something. It's drying out, it's going away!

[Rod Speed]

Just another example of people that don't have a f****ng clue, like you charging over speed bumps and f****ng your car in the process.