Circles on water damaged monitor?

[Commander Kinsey]

I'd have thought gravity would warp the shape.

[Commander Kinsey]

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

My dog has never pissed on my monitor. She pissed in the house once when she was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected. Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully who could not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

[2987pl]

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up their dog's turd most of the time.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

[2987pl]

Gravity doesn't have much effect on a thin film between two layers of plastic with a wicking effect.

[2987pl]

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

[Commander Kinsey]

I'll tell you how my friend stopped his stupid puppy pissing in the house, he rubbed his nose in it. Animals are stupid.

[Commander Kinsey]

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like. Not possible for the council to do that with 1000s of dogs they've never seen.

[Commander Kinsey]

You spell it the yank way?! Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who seem to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

[Commander Kinsey]

Possibly, but I'm surprised it's such a perfect circle. I guess the thin film is very precisely made.

Although one of the circles has a straight edge as though it was blocked for some reason. And another has a chunk cut out of the side, rather raggedly.

[Commander Kinsey]

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

[FMurtz]

And Soder. :)

[2987pl]

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most dogs can be traced by to their owner.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

When my puppy pissed in the house she was shown the piss, given a slap, just enough to hurt a little bit and booted out into the back garden. She has never again pissed in the house. If she wants a wee/poo during the night she will wake me up. So, dogs are not so stupid. A cat will just shit and piss in the house, stupid is as stupid owns.

[Commander Kinsey]

That's what you say when you're fed up of your wife. Solder clearly has an L. If you pronounce it without the L, you're an idiot.

Can you tell the difference between myrrh and mirror? Tourist and terrorist? You just have lazy mouths over there.

[Commander Kinsey]

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up their shit.

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them were already obeying the speed limit. Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't use up the memory for a month.

[Commander Kinsey]

The trouble with putting a tire on your car is it's not distinguishable from running out of energy.

But I know how to spell it properly.

The one that wanted to align it was Kwik Fit. They also sold me a brand new battery which registered 4 volts, and didn't know how to change a brake calliper (we only do the pads mate).

Pull it again, if it continues, kick it.

[Commander Kinsey]

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

[Commander Kinsey]

That's what I do with the cats.

A cat can use a cat flap. All but one of mine simply go outside when they need to, without having to wake me.